License to kill

Wish i had a license to kill. Right now i want to kill my cableguy (remaining i’ll kill when the need arises ) .

The thing is here at my place there are 3 ISP’s

1) Net9 (local)

2) Hathway

3) Sify

I used net 9’s service for almost a year, only to find out that their service is the worst .

I thought of Hathway, but according to Preshit they are also not good .

But i was getting a good night unlimited plan from them. But nothing happens in my life without hurdles. Here comes my stupid cableguy, for some strange personal grudge against Hathway he’s not letting them put cable for my connection. WTH, what should i tell this dumbhead.

Now i have no other option but to take sify’s night plan which is Rs.260 more than that Hathway’s plan.

The plan is 256 kbps unlimited from 10 pm – 8 am everynight for Rs.661 everymonth

P.S – even a learners license will be cool for me coz i can kill him in 1 go

Top Ten Maths Pick-Up Lines

10. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
9. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
8. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
7. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room….and see my 733mhz Pentium?
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
4. Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
3. I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
2. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
1. Would you like to see my log?

Dogtag will save you

One fine day you along with your girlfriend or boyfriend (the choice is yours ), walking on the beach and suddenly something hits you and the next moment you find yourself in a new place.

You open your eyes and see freaky creatures all around you. You try to say something but they are doing this to you.You want to go back home, but the problem is communication they dont understand your language.

Dont fret the LOCATION EARTH DOG TAG will help you.

You’ll be back on the beach within no time, thanks to this tag.

OMG can it get more funnier than this, but seriously buy this.